Boss is Always the Boss

In this post i will talk you a little about "The Boss"

THE BOSS's LAWs:

1-The Boss is right about something;
2-The Boss is ALWAYS right;
3-If he isn't; it is applyied the first and second law;
4-The Boss doesn't sleep, he rests;
5-The Boss doesn't eat, he feeds himself;
6-The Boss doesn't drink, he kills his thirst;
7-The Boss never comes late to work, he just got stuck on traffic;
8-The Boss never leaves the work, his presence is needed elsewhere;
9-The Boss never reads the newspaper or magazines in work, he gets updated about the world;
10-The Boss's ideas are always better than yours;

Here's a story to show you how clever bosses are:

One normal day in the office, and an employee founds a magic lamp, then he calls the genius in the presence of his boss and other work mate.
The genius shows up and since they are 3 he can only grant one wish to each of them; so the first employee wishes to be in a beach with loads of money and girls, wish accomplished; then the other employee wishes to be a famous singer, wish accomplished; then The Boss's wish is that each of its employees come back to work, wish accomplished.

Moral of the story: Don't be stupid, let your boss speak first than you.